![]() ![]() In the end, they evaluated how well each device worked, its volume, vibration, and any other operational traits, and how quickly and efficiently each raised and closed the garage door. They evaluated if the unit was light enough to be lifted by hand, if the mounting braces and brackets were solid and secure, and much more. Seriously though, GH Institute product testers assessed the ease of installation of each garage door opener, or factored in the process of setting up each one. The process was so involved, Chief Technologist & Executive Technical Director Rachel Rothman jokes she was on a first-name basis with the Customer Service folks at Chamberlain. Hassan died in a road accident next to the woman he was cheating on me with.When evaluating garage door openers at the Good Housekeeping Institute's Media and Tech Lab, GHI testers and engineers checked out dozens of garage door openers. “So that’s why you left him, right? All that genie stuff?” If he tells you not to cross a cat’s path, you don’t.” I mean, you can’t seriously think he had anything to do with the lightning.” Why did Hassan have to unleash the genie?” And I’m sitting there thinking, I already left the pool. “What? While the couple was still in the water?” Everyone left the pool but for this couple that must have been on their honeymoon. As Honey Poo and I… I mean Hassan and I, left the pool, it started raining. “A couple died? What are you talking about?” “What? Are you still mad he made you leave the pool?” Anyway, I agree to go have a drink.” A far-off look comes to her eyes. ![]() “A Coasterian, remember? He would say funny stuff like that. Then you know what he says next? He says he’ll unleash a genie on me if I don’t accompany him to the bar for a drink.” ![]() “I wanted to stay in the pool, so we had a fight of sorts. “Then he comes over and says he’s bored,” says Sophia. On the third day of their stay, Sophia tells me, she was swimming in the hotel pool while Hassan, who didn’t care much for the water, was poolside, reading a book. “Before then, we had never spent an entire night together. “This was like a pre-wedding honeymoon, you know? Like a period to know each other better.” “Aren’t honeymoons supposed to come after the wedding?” I ask. Apparently, my fiancée and her former fiancé decided to take a week-long holiday in a Coast hotel before they got married. Her vocabulary is the least weird part of the story. “A Coasterian? What does that even mean?” Like the guy in Australia who married a kangaroo. Unless you’re one of those weird people who marry animals or something. “You were engaged to another guy?” I ask, looking as dumb as I sound. “Did you know I was engaged once before?” she says as casually as she would ask me to pass the salt. So, it takes me quite aback when she begins talking about the reasons why she’s been avoiding committing to me and our presumed wedding. Or was it two weeks ago? Do they have pasta? I’d love some pasta.” “Pilau? Again? Didn’t we have pilau like last week? Wait. To get her to open up is like seeking water out of a rock without the powers of the Biblical Moses.Įven as simple a decision as what we should eat for lunch feels like an episode inside the interrogation room. If you know my fiancée Sgt Sophia like I do, then you’d know how hard it is to get her to speak from the heart. ![]()
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